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Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)Watched w/ Family 8/2/2026
did i like the movie? of course, it's spiderman dude i love that guy - did the movie also have several weak points to it? of course, it's a post phase 3 marvel movie LOL
Supergirl (2026)Watched w/ Friend 6/28/2026
i don't think supergirl was anything "super" (haha get it cause-), but it was prefectly enjoyable. i think my main issues with the movie were due to the pacing feeling a little off, but it didn't ruin the experience at all. i did enjoy the flashbacks and further lore of krypton's past and supergirl's family! i don't want to be too harsh bc i feel like this is more of a set up movie for future installments than anything and i think it did its job of that pretty well. i think kara's interesting n cool and can't wait to see her appear again! also i hate to say but lobo is bad as hell...
Iron Lung (2026)Watched w/ Mason 2/7/2026
art & creative direction? absolutely beautiful. amy, you did amazing. could i give you a cohesive run down on the details of the movie right after watching? absolutely not. but the analyses of people much smarter than i am brought it together though i dunno if that says more about the movie or me.anyways, pretty good. got to see markiplier's tiddies on screen so that easily makes every minute of the movie worth it
Superman (2025)Watched w/ Mason 07/20/2025
imagine being one of the most intelligent, successful, and wealthiest men out there and you spend your time and resources on rage baiting monkeys
KPop Demon Hunters (2025)Watched w/ Friends 7/1/2025 2x
jinu was too funkin sexy to die this is so sick n twisted
Surf's Up (2007)Watched w/ Mason 5/25/2025
the fact this movie was ever in theaters is insane to me but im not mad at it, it was pretty funnie
The Accountant 2 (2025)Watched w/ Mom 05/11/2025
for someone who hasn't seen the first movie, it was pretty good me thinks! loved that autistic man, def not enough accounting for my liking
Thunderbolts* (2025)Watched w/ Friends 05/05/2025
i def can't fix bob, but i could fuck him and that might help a lil bit idk- didn't have high hopes especially w/ marvel being kinda eh :1 since endgame but i'd say this is one of their best since next to guardians 3 :0
A Minecraft Movie (2025)Watched w/ Friends 04/06/2025
im still in the theater as i type this i cant be bothered to even make a joke this movie sucks so much fucking ass i feel like im having an aneurysm
The Menu (2022)Watched w/ Mason 03/23/2025
surprised by the lack of cannibalism? but am not mad at it in the slightest. fun lil subversion of expectations
Captain America: Brave New World (2025)Watched w/ Friends 02/15/2025
yess girl! give us nothing!!! 😁😁 except for you joaquin torres, i love you :)
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024)Watched w/ Friends 12/29/2024
GOD THIS MOVIE WAS SO AND WHEN THEY AND SHADOW AND THEN [REDACTED] AND OHHH MYYYY BEST IN THE TRILOGY SO FARRRR FAWKKKKKKK ...but yea i guess you could say it was pretty good
Baby Driver (2017)Watched w/ Mason 11/30/2024
the intro was like the coldest thing i’d ever seen and then the rest of it was the corniest shit imaginable. jamie foxx nor his character felt like they belonged in this movie what the hell is going awn
School of Rock (2003)Watched w/ Mason 02/26/2024
i know it's a "classic" kinda movie but i'd only heard about it and never seen it :0 my boyfriend put it on saying he used to love it so now's a good time as any lol starting out, i wasn't really feeling the movie, kinda wack n lame, but as it progressed i got much more into it LMAO ngl zach's song they played was kinda fire, i'd listen to that frfr but yea we got jack black, rock music, silly kid cast, what more could you ask for ??
Thanksgiving (2023)Watched w/ Friends 12/08/2023
saw this my friends for the funsies and i can say for sure this movie was definitely a movie! starting with which i think was the most important part is the main villian and his motives which, sure, make sense but the way of going about it was so ??? like okay yea your girl who was pregnant died at this store so i understand the "aargg i want murder and revenge" part but *WHY* on earth go after these rando TEENAGERS who had damn near nothing to do with it?? like going after the owner and his wife i completely get. or if he murdered the womens' who carts hit her in the first place, yea alright, but what did everyone else do aside from BE there. bro is talk about yea you guys specifically benefitted from it when honestly the only ones i remember *really* seeing was jessica (bc her parents own the place so ofc she's there) and evan and gabby. and sure was evan a piece of shit for recording and posting all that? absolutely! completely! but in the end, he aint really do anything aside from be an asshole high schooler which is nothing out of the ordinary! though i won't complain about him dying bc his whole shtick along with him and his uwu "evan this isn't you bby" girlfriend annoyed me so haha L i guess. really the only characters i liked were jessica, yulia, and bobby. jessica was lowkey really about it and seemed like the only one of her group who made real moves against the killer. yulia, i simply just thought she was cute! the lil blue outfit she had when she died was very nice. the most shallow of reasons that had nothing to do with her actual character (i mean there was only a drop of any character there anyways) but i still liked her for it! and bobby out here standing on business no matter what! bobby was a real one! i still do not understand the beef between bobby and ryan. i don't know if it was explained or if i missed it bc they already had issues before bobby know jessica and ryan were dating so i just wanna know the lore around that. also scuba was for sure uh there! he just kinda hung around and honestly the only time he did kinda do something (that whole getting the gun from mitch) it went nowheRE as he failed to even use it and it just leads to yulia dyinG. to which scuba's reaction to her death and holding her and her innards are just :o..... like i know it was a traumatic thing so maybe he was too in shock or something but not a single emote?? wild. anyways sheriff was off the shits since day one im sure. he was waiting on something like this just so he could do a lil murdering. like he was SO insanely brutal with these deaths, he HAD to have thought about and fantasized about this kinda shit beforehand. also mitch was pretty cool, he was vibes. shouts out to him for the ring>>> but uhm yea! thanksgiving was sure something i watched! i wouldn't say it was bad but i honestly wouldnt say it was that good either. it is a fun movie to go see with some people and joke about but i never wouldve really watched this on my own
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